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decembers children (and everybody's)

the five members of the rock n' roll outfit dunwoodie & cork captured together in still life for the first time. as you can see, the the corks do not condone the consumption of any lager products and can each be seen with a manly drink in their hands! Four pints of the finest guinness and a double jack daniels (commonly known as a "jigger") randy, the gap; wearin a fetching pink tie; had spent the night regailing the audience with a tale of vivacious battle in which Kipling and McVity defended their biscuit empire against the as yet uncaptured pirate birdseye and his partner in crime bernard matthews. thom; lookin worse for wear; can be seen sporting a biffy clyro t-shirt and a swollen red eye, given to him by band mate chris earlier that day in their victorious challenge for the school badminton doubles title! christopher, whilst slammin down one of his patented "sizzlers" missed and his unruly cock hit thom in the eye! needless to say, they went on the crush all opposition , they refused a trophy and instead accepted the admiration of all the students! carl, the hardline rythym guitarist, was busy forging a social ticket before this photograph was taken, his plan was a success as he bypassed the crowd to gain free entrance to the party. christopher looks a little worn out after providin a rousing harmonica solo in the style of bob dylan. patrons of o'connels were seen jiggin on the tables while this self-taught mystro tickled the notes on his harmonium. our condolences to fans of lead guitarist ben robinson, as he was lost after this image was taken and is still missin, presumed drunk! he can be seen promoting the reggae band thursday whom he had toured with on several occasions. may god be with this charismatic young fretmaster and we pray for his safe return. Dunwoodie & Cork hope to begin performing again in the new year which will see a return to to the scheduled tour regime!